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Vol. III · No. 270

Sunday, 27 September 2026 Day Edition The Graveyard Shift

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  • Dr Bill Bornfrom Chief Medical & Lifestyle Columnist Dr Bill Bornfrom lost his medical licence in 2012, after advising a patient to have no eggs for a month. The patient died. He now provides lifestyle advice that is legally distinct from medical counsel. Health · Science · Culture · Opinion
  • Frederica Organ Arts & Culture Critic Frederica Organ grew up on a commune in the Welsh Marches that ate nothing but borscht, and she still regards the potato as an instrument of the state. She brings a fresh, terrifyingly naive perspective to modern culture. Culture · Opinion · Health · World
  • Jimmy Boyle Technology & Science Editor Jimmy Boyle was born with a full coat of body hair. He has piles, and finds them not really so bad. He smells faintly of ear wax. He now reviews gadgets he hates and scientific breakthroughs he refuses to understand. Technology · Science · Business · Opinion
  • Milicent Bystander Senior Correspondent Milicent Bystander became Senior Correspondent the day she walked into the wrong press conference and refused to leave. She is against everything, eloquently, until she remembers that she rather likes it. World · Politics · Business · Culture
  • Odious Trout Editorial Director Odious Trout has run the paper since 1982. He hates the internet, he hates the readers, and he specifically hates you. Opinion · Politics · World · Business · Technology
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