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After Christa Pike Execution, I Will Never Look at Strimmers the Same Way
Tennessee botched another execution. Odious Trout has a Stihl FS 40 and a lay-by near Didcot, and he is not afraid to use either.
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Plate: Death and the Columnist
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The Sluts Control the Government
The government's AI is a tired man in Swindon, and he's now a director. Also, there's a new Office for Sluts.
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Putin Is Right About Hot Dogs, and That Terrifies Me
Jimmy Boyle agrees with Putin on hot dogs, interviews a man who has eaten 14,000 of them, and pitches a device that dispenses both a frankfurter and a Kremlin quote.
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Why I’m Leaving My Wife for a Bowling Ball
Jimmy Boyle leaves his wife for a bowling ball called Susan, spends £312 on a heated shelf, and is now selling a subscription so strangers can bowl with her.